Printable Stag Do Fines Sheet
Thirty classic fines to pick from, the sentencing scale, and a tally table for the weekend. Print it, tick the 10-15 rules you're using, and hand it to the best man.
The Stag Court
Charge Sheet
Tick the rules
in force
Classic rules
- 01Using your phone (unless for the fines app, obviously)
- 02Mentioning work or your job
- 03Talking about your partner/relationship
- 04Saying the groom's real name (use a nickname instead)
- 05Being the last to finish a drink
- 06Spilling a drink
- 07Sitting down when everyone else is standing
Social media & tech
- 08Posting on social media
- 09Taking a selfie
- 10Texting someone who isn't on the stag
- 11Checking the football scores
- 12FaceTiming anyone
Behaviour
- 13Complaining about anything
- 14Being late to a meeting point
- 15Falling asleep before midnight
- 16Getting lost
- 17Refusing a dare
- 18Saying "I'm too old for this"
- 19Ordering a soft drink (before a set time)
Groom-specific
- 20Mentioning the wedding
- 21Saying his fiance's name
- 22Trying to call or text the fiance
- 23Getting emotional about the wedding
- 24Refusing to wear whatever outfit the best man chose
Wildcard rules
- 25Using the word "mate" (harder than you think)
- 26Pointing with your finger (must use elbow)
- 27Saying "cheers" when clinking glasses
- 28Going to the toilet alone (must take a buddy)
- 29Wearing your watch on the wrong wrist
- 30Breaking an accent challenge (everyone must speak in an accent for an hour)
House rules
- 31
- 32
- 33
Sentencing guidelines
Anyone can bring a charge. The group votes on how bad it was, and the judge has the final word.
The Stag Court
The Tally
One mark
per fine
| The accused | Mild | Bad | Shocking | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
finedlad.com - or run the whole court from your phones
Free printable
Email yourself a copy
Get a link to this sheet in your inbox for when you're near a printer. Add the stag date and we'll send one reminder a week before.
Paper gets soggy
Run the court from your phones instead
Everyone files charges from their phone, the group votes on each one, and the best man locks in the verdicts. The tally keeps itself.