Printable Stag Do Fines Sheet

Thirty classic fines to pick from, the sentencing scale, and a tally table for the weekend. Print it, tick the 10-15 rules you're using, and hand it to the best man.

The Stag Court

Charge Sheet

Tick the rules
in force

Stag

Date

Judge

Classic rules

01Using your phone (unless for the fines app, obviously)
02Mentioning work or your job
03Talking about your partner/relationship
04Saying the groom's real name (use a nickname instead)
05Being the last to finish a drink
06Spilling a drink
07Sitting down when everyone else is standing

Social media & tech

08Posting on social media
09Taking a selfie
10Texting someone who isn't on the stag
11Checking the football scores
12FaceTiming anyone

Behaviour

13Complaining about anything
14Being late to a meeting point
15Falling asleep before midnight
16Getting lost
17Refusing a dare
18Saying "I'm too old for this"
19Ordering a soft drink (before a set time)

Groom-specific

20Mentioning the wedding
21Saying his fiance's name
22Trying to call or text the fiance
23Getting emotional about the wedding
24Refusing to wear whatever outfit the best man chose

Wildcard rules

25Using the word "mate" (harder than you think)
26Pointing with your finger (must use elbow)
27Saying "cheers" when clinking glasses
28Going to the toilet alone (must take a buddy)
29Wearing your watch on the wrong wrist
30Breaking an accent challenge (everyone must speak in an accent for an hour)

House rules

Sentencing guidelines

Mild - 3 fingers

Bad - half a drink

Shocking - full drink

Anyone can bring a charge. The group votes on how bad it was, and the judge has the final word.

The Stag Court

The Tally

One mark
per fine

The accused	Mild	Bad	Shocking	Total

Most fined

Forfeit

finedlad.com - or run the whole court from your phones

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